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    August 14

    英文字母背誦法

    教育部長替罄竹難書下新解後
    又在任內說教育失敗
    既然如此
    那我就給他好好上一課..啥叫做實用又成功的教育!
    背英文單字是吧~
    來!!衣服脫掉姐姐交你背!
     
     
    SEX KEYWORDS
    Anal sex　　肛交
    Blow job　　吹簫,簡稱BJ
    Condoms　　保險套,居家常備,出門在外必備良伴
    Dildos　　　假陽具,請藏好
    Erection　　勃起
    Fucking　　幹,跨國際性愛用字
    G-port 　　G點,比百慕達還神秘的地方
    Hummers　口交時的悶哼
    I love u　　上床前關鍵字,下床後也請繼續愛用
    Jerk off　　打手槍
    kiss　　　吻,全世界最溫柔的焊接
    Lubrication 潤滑劑,做愛不要硬闖
    Masturbation自慰
    Nipples　　乳頭
    Ogansm　　高潮
    Penis　　　陰莖
    QK　　　　只有台灣才懂的術語
    Rejection　　射精
    Sex　　　　性
    Tongue　　舌,靈活好用的性道具
    Urethral spong尿道海綿體,俗稱的G點
    Vagina　　　陰道,最怕它想要放鬆一下
    Whips　　　皮鞭,玩SM的必備物品
    X-position 　　X型體位 （請誰來幫我解釋啥叫做Ｘ體位）
    Yes　　　　叫床時請多用正面字眼
    Zzz　　　　除了事後煙,睡覺也是最常的性愛endding

    當你背誦完以上的單字以後..
    姐姐交你最後一課
    中譯為~哥哥我還要!!!
     
     
    教育部長~這才叫做教育成功!
     
    6:42 PM | Blog it | 頹廢

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    Monica Luowrote:
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    HANK chenwrote:
    X-position 　　X型體位 （請誰來幫我解釋啥叫做Ｘ體位）
    我也充滿了疑惑，火車便當我還懂。端視便當SIZE ；挺挑戰腰的還有臂力
     
    那X又是什麼鬼??
    Sept. 29

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